Sunday, February 6, 2011

A

Aminization: Having an Uneducated president for a leader.

Americanisis-boastful, boisterous and noise people who wish to look big and important everywhere and their women wishes to appear intelligent and less womanish all over the world.

B

Bandaricks- Playing games or sometimes havocs with another country's borders. Also a situation whereby a monkey can pee on the president.

Bashirism-Fear of ndanling someone to the International court since you can also be apprehended yourself.

Bricinization- Following in the footsteps of Brazil, India and China in terms of socio-economic development.

C

Chlubanization- Maasive primitive accumulation.

Cicimization-A situation where followers of only one party rules every region and town in a country even where they lost elections. Hence a mistake in one region can be multiplied in 30 + areas.

D

Dowanization- The forced indebtedness from crooked dealing between politicians and businessmen for reasons that lead a country into more indebtedness and pauperization.

Dronism-A situation where innocent people are killed and the murders claim it was terrorists that they killed.

Drone
- A Coward.

E

Ewuraism- Establishment of a body that instead of bringing relief to the sick person actually multiplies suffering of the victim.

F

Freemanism-Mixing high life with lower life.

Fcebookish-Cyber intimacy as contrasted to personal intimacy.

G

Gambiaship-A form of governance that is similar to a monarchy.

H

Hoseaism- Talking about wrong isues to a wrong person.

I

Italinization-Where only businessmen can stay in power for more than a reasonable time.

J

Jimboism- Policy of allowing regions to have social and economic autonomy for rappid regional development.

Jengoism-habit of MPs forgetting about their promises to their constituencies.

K

Kawawaism -Accepting for life or ever and ever the second position.

Kilimoism- A policy that is repeated after every few years to fool the people that the country will be self-sufficient in food within no time at all. It never does.

Kilainism-Blocking other religions from practising fully their laws and beliefs in a given jurisdiction.

Kenyattaism- See also Odingaism.

L

Lowastic- Capacity to see all other politicians and bureaucrats as fools and taken for graned in so far as self ambitions are concerned.

M

Mangism-TV Broadcasting for self glorification.

Mandelic- Ability to shun trappings of modern life for an Arcadian life.

Mkapaism
-A situation where a country leader doesn't know what his police force are up to.

Mwinyism-Same
as Country Club Management style.

Mswatistic
-A leader who is more busy with his women than the affairs of the state.

Mungaism
- Forcing children to be adults by stopping them from engaging in any sportsmanship.

Mubarakism-The
enriching of the military and thugs and the freeing of prisoners hoping you can rule forever with their protection.

N

Nyerereism- A situation where one professes to fight poverty and illiteracy while in fact it is profitable to him and his or her political party for poverty and illiteracy to continue forever. That is poverty and illiteracy being used by a ruling class as a political asset.



Nuwanization- Creating a situation in a country so that more and more people get less and less water.

O

Obamaism- Inspiring so much but delivering so little.

Odingaism- Like father, like son. Where sons are likely to be politician just like their fathers for the lack of other opportunities.

Osamic-Spending trillions in a futile attempt to capture an elusive ghost warrior in the Arabian and Afghan backdrops.

P

Policepolitiks- A situation whereby policemen work to please the ruling party.

Pembanization- Lack of development in a given region despite having adequate resources due to its politics.

Q

Qurancrooking- Intepreting the Holy Quran in a manner that hurts human beings instead of helping them.


Queenism-Blind behavior of sending children to Britain to study because of past successes in the British empire in terms of education and innovation without realizing there are potentially better and more productive places. Fifty years of studying in UK has taken us to nowhere in development terms.

R

Ruralminimization- A situation whereby givernment after government step in to make the rural people more and more poorer and yet rural community remain faithful to the rulers.

Rostamic- Ability to see money and wealth where other see only stones and garbage.

S

Slaaism-Sainthood in politics.

Seifism- Complacency in national politics after achieving decorative political positions.

Somalic- A situation where a puppet government rule without governing or aministering the essentials.

Sudanistic- Dividing a country because of racism by Arabs supposed to be true Moslems but are not.

T

Tanescoism- A thieving organization that always raise tarrif; create power shortage; malnourished and unable to supply electricity to drive social and economic development.

Terroristics- Western policies and strategies that seeks to find other means of robbing the poor of their natural resources. Some Eastern countries also use such policies to curb the development of democracy in their countries.

Tunisianism-Overthrow of a president by a revolt of the youths.

U

Utuism- Living less for materialism and more for spiritualism and after life.


Uhuruism
-Telling lies to get well paid by a few and a lot of hate from the rest of the population.

V

Vetaism- Having gigantic organization that eats more than it proportionately delivers.

W

Wikileakism- Divulding big power secrets to the extent that big power descends to childish accusation. Wikileakism can also lead to a young people revolution in half-baked democracies.

Y

Yahyanization- Predicting what will never happen in national or regioal or world politics.

Yahyaosis- A disease in which a young African leader emerges holding so much promises to society only to turn into a petty dictator and hater of all pillars of true democracy.

Z

Zanzibarism- Political accomplishment where the good is swept away with evil from national social, economic and political life


Zittoism- Hunting with foxes and running with rabbits.

Zumaism-See Mswatistic.